It's a little odd, I admit, but for those of you looking for an offbeat Valentine's Day story, this takes the cake - the wedding cake...this is a press release from a new dating service -one for the terminally ill:
Death connects us all. The quality of our lives is profoundly affected by how we choose to face it. How much time do you have left? How would you prefer to spend that time --and what kind of person would you like to spend it with? Let us help you find a singing partner for your swan song.
Straight, gay or bi, find your perfect match -- or matches. No guilt, no lies, no shame. Just a shared desire to go out with a "bang." Be a romantic or a horny dog till the end. Join us as we launch Till-Death-Do-Us-Part.com this Valentine's Day, February 14, 2009, if you are truly dying to connect.
Till-Death-Do-Us-Part.com is profoundly different from other dating sites. We're dealing with people who know they are facing imminent death. They are aware that their days are numbered and they know, more or less, how long they have to live. This service does not require members to answer the frivolous questionnaires other dating sites provide, although they can if they want to. We are not interested, as we are sure our clients are not either, in the inane, trivial and essentially meaningless come-ons and delusional fantasies of finding the perfect mate. We assume our members don't care if someone's eyes are blue or green, whether they wear glasses or not. According to Marketing Director Joseph DiAngelo, "This site is designed to cut through the superficiality and embrace issues we think are most meaningful -- the desire and need for understanding, compassion, empathy and comfort between human beings facing their greatest challenge."
We are all made up of the elements of the cosmos and are all part of its continual evolution. Any lesser grasp of this reality only serves to define our ignorance. Till-Death-Do-Us-Part.com offers the possibility for individuals to connect with other open, accepting minds who might better understand their unusual circumstances.
Till-Death-Do-Us-Part.com offers a number of special features: 1) A new, completely free dating service for the terminally ill; 2) We cater to all relationship types; 3) Quicksearch or Advanced search by region or keywords; 4) A blog and forum where members can find advice, debate issues and make new friends; 5) Anonymous mail messaging.
Disclaimer: Worldly hang-ups don't belong here. If you have a profound sense of irony and humor, we welcome you. If not, this site may not be for you.
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