All personnel will now be required to look happy while working, in order to combat the current recession. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.
Workloads getting to you?
Too many priorities and assignments?
Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities & assignments.
Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands.
(See Fig 1.)
Assemble as shown in Fig. 2
And apply as shown in Fig. 3
Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!